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germsincognito: Day 19 - A song that makes you think about...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:14:53 -0400

Day 19 - A song that makes you think about life

Stuck On The Puzzle - Alex Turner

I’m not the kind of fool

Who’s gonna sit and sing to you

About stars, girl

working full time hours this next week. Wooo

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:00:34 -0400

working full time hours this next week.

Wooo

"1. I can’t get up at the crack of dawn to carpe fucking diem because I’m out five nights a week..."

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:36:18 -0400

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1. I can’t get up at the crack of dawn to carpe fucking diem because I’m out five nights a week chasing laughter and the moonlight.

2. I don’t want to wake up feeling comfortable. Fuck comfort. I want to wake up and know I’ve woken up, I want to feel my life as it happens and if that means a throbbing headache, so be it; I’d rather dance in the dark than under a rainbow.

3. Eat whatever you want, idiots.

4. My breakfast happens at 1pm and I’d like to read whilst I eat it, thankyou very much.

5. I don’t need to stretch, nor do I need to reach for the sky; I am not a member of S Club 7 and my head is already in the clouds.

6. Drink all the water your body needs, put a chopped up lemon in your bottle but never neglect iced tea and vodka - whatever your poison, indulge yourself in it sometimes. Striving for perfection in any aspect of your life is just going to disappoint you; have a shot every now and then.

7. If you’re living life, you might not have time to write down your activities until four in the morning. Your life record may be scribbled onto receipts as you ride the train. That’s okay too; it doesn’t have to be beautiful to be valid.

8. Sleep on a pile of towels if you have to. Sleep in the grass. Sleep at a new friends’ place every night. As long as you’re sleeping next to something you love - whether it be a partner or the latest Palahniuk - scented fabric softener won’t mean shit.

9. Chaos can be better sometimes.

10. Run into the ocean instead.

11. You don’t owe strangers your smile. You don’t owe nature your observation. Maybe you don’t have a dog to walk.

12. Don’t make plans you can’t follow through with, it’s unfair.

13.

14. Fuck it. Pick up a book because you liked the cover. Pick up a book because the person before you keft it behind. Scribble all over it if you want. Tear pages out and cut out words if you want. Pick up no books for a month, then ten in a day. Books will always be there.

15. Be yourself without imposing cliche’d values and movie-romance ideas onto your personality. Do what comes naturally. If you don’t want to pay your speeding fines, don’t fucking pay them, it’s your life. If you don’t like old people, don’t go and volunteer at their homes, you’ll only make everyone there miserable. Find your true bliss rather than assuming you’ll know what it is by sticking your tongue out at babies. You’ll get there, there’s no rush.

16. Don’t fucking daydream about it. Do it. Write your own ending.

”

- Fuck Your ‘Sixteen Small Steps to Happiness’, love Daisy Lola (via iloveyoulessthanpunk)

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:38:38 -0400

I woke up this morning and I was like “today is Friday” No, it’s Saturday....

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:03:02 -0400

I woke up this morning and I was like “today is Friday”

No, it’s Saturday.
Saturday

I hate when my sense of time/day is so off because of summer. Or maybe I stayed out too late

easternn: this is honestly one of the most beautiful and true...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 12:50:21 -0400

easternn:

this is honestly one of the most beautiful and true to life poems I have ever read. Thank you.

fire-lotus: do you want to go to the seasidee…

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:11:32 -0400

fire-lotus:

do you want to go to the seasidee…

pocketostars: taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah: Clever way of...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:07:42 -0400

pocketostars:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr: thqys

Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.

poopflow: it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 12:00:51 -0400

poopflow:

it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs

hungarian: sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 11:59:52 -0400

hungarian:

sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked

greentea-and-yoga: I said I wanted money not a job what is this

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 11:34:19 -0400

greentea-and-yoga:

I said I wanted money not a job what is this

jaclcfrost: “losing followers” or as i like to call it “narrowing down the list of people who are...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 20:31:27 -0400

jaclcfrost:

“losing followers”

or

as i like to call it

“narrowing down the list of people who are invited to a wicked awesome party with a bouncy castle and water slide and ice cream”

betterwhenaked: this is literally the best pick up line on a...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 20:30:54 -0400

betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen

daddyslittlefoxygirl: Chewbacca!

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 20:23:49 -0400

daddyslittlefoxygirl:

Chewbacca!

nevver: Word on the street

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 20:19:23 -0400

@blazenhoff

@blazenhoff

@blazenhoff

nevver:

Word on the street

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Sun, 09 Jun 2013 00:05:41 -0400

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Sat, 08 Jun 2013 23:41:58 -0400

"1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go..."

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 23:39:24 -0400

“1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.

2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.

3. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread. use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it.

4. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.

5. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.

6. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.

7. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.

8. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.

9. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.

10. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.

11. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.

12. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.

14. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.

15. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.

16. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.”

- Sixteen Small Steps to Happiness (via chubbycactus)
if only I would stick to this
(via wishyouweredead)

tastefullyoffensive: [will_p33]

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 23:35:23 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[will_p33]

the-absolute-funniest-posts: adrians: German guy confused by...

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 23:31:37 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

adrians:

German guy confused by the meaning of “Party Pooper”.

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE SEEN ON THIS WEBSITE EVER.

we watched this in my German class a couple semesters ago and my professor died laughing.